Opinions of a Wolf

Hello my lovely readers!  It’s been a long week for me what with being sick and all.  I’m afraid I’ve been rather dull this week, so I thought why not update you all on Creepy Sprouts Guy?

I got on the bus a morning about a week or so ago and was floored to see Creepy Sprouts Guy sitting in one of the two-person seats and not eating sprouts.  I know.  Shocker, right?  He was instead eating pine nuts.  At least, they looked like pine nuts.  Personally, I think that’s kind of an expensive breakfast, but whatever.

I carefully situated myself in one of the sideways-facing seats for optimal viewing.  Would someone sit next to Creepy Sprouts Guy now that he was eating pine nuts?  What’s creeping people out about him?  Him or the sprouts?  Well, sure enough, two stops later a 20-something, most likely grad student, woman plopped in the seat next to him.  Creepy Sprouts Guy responded by giving her a look of shock and horror that I’ve only seen replicated in zombie movies when a non-zombie sees a zombie flailing itself at the window.

How DARE someone sit next to Creepy Sprouts Guy?!

Jesus, it was all I could do to keep from laughing out loud.

The next day, Creepy Sprouts Guy was back to eating sprouts and being left alone.

People, the mystery has been solved!  Creepy Sprouts Guy eats sprouts to get a seat alone on the bus.