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Book Review: All I Want For Christmas Is a Vampire By Kerrelyn Sparks (Series, #5)

Summary:
Toni never meant to wind up working as a daytime security guard for vampires.  She meant to be spending her December focusing on finishing up her masters degree so she and her best friend Sabrina would be one step closer to their dream of running a high-quality orphanage.  But Sabrina was attacked and her claims that vampires orchestrated the attack has led to her uncle locking her up in a mental institution.  Toni is determined to prove to Sabrina’s uncle that vampires are real, so she has gone undercover guarding the good vampires seeking some definitive way to prove their existence.  Much as she wants to hate vampires, a certain Scottish highlander vamp named Ian has a way of making her feel very much alive.

Review:
Since I received this book as a present and there was no indication on the cover, I had no idea it’s the fifth book in the series until I was partway in and did a little bit of investigating.  So, I haven’t read any of the other books in the series.

Of course, I don’t particularly think I would want to.  The book starts out strongly.  Toni is a character who it is easy to identify with.  She’s a young adult with dreams and struggling with her self-esteem via a list of positive affirmations she says every morning.  She is fiercely loyal and intelligent.  Toni’s character does develop throughout the book, unfortunately not in a good way.  Instead of realizing her own strength, she now has a whole new set of people–vampires and shape-shifters–to feel inferior to.

The vampire world that Sparks creates is simply not appealing.  She sets up two groups of vampires–the good guys and the bad guys, or as the good vampires call them, the “Malcontents.”  The Malcontents enjoy making others feel fear and pain and want to kill off all of the good vampires.  The good vampires, no kidding, have their own priest and Mass.  Yeah, you read that right, the vampires are Catholic. WTF?!  That’s almost as bad as vampires that sparkle.

Additionally, the good vampires seem to have a thing for marrying mortals, and the leader of the good vampires has come up with a way to splice male vamps’ genetic material so that the mortal mother can give birth to a child who is half-vampire.  Naturally these children have super-human abilities, such as levitating, but they also seem to be able to miraculously heal the sick.  Reading these scenes gave me the same feeling as fingernails on chalkboard.

On the other hand, the romance portion of the plot is actually quite good.  Toni’s and Ian’s witty banter reads realistically, and their sex scenes are fun.

If you’re just after the romance element and won’t mind the world Sparks has created, you’ll enjoy the book.  All others should stick to Charlaine Harris and Nora Roberts.

2.5 out of 5 stars

Source: Gift from a friend

Previous Books in Series:
How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire
Vamps and the City
Be Still My Vampire Heart
The Undead Next Door

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  1. December 29, 2009 at 9:36 am

    Vampires and sex.
    Seems like you have to include those these days.
    Used to be Vampires or Sex.

    • December 29, 2009 at 1:26 pm

      Lol, yeahhhh. Bram Stoker would be so offended. Speaking as a librarian and book lover though I think we’re about to see the vampire romances get trumped by evil angel romances.

  2. December 29, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    I’m not really a fan of this sort of paranormal romance myself. I prefer the paranormal series that focus on one character, like Sookie Stackhouse and Mercy Thompson, not really the ones with a different romance in each book. This doesn’t sound too appealing to me either!

    • December 29, 2009 at 3:46 pm

      Yeah this book already got tossed up on Swaptree. I like paranormal, but it’s gotta be believable, y’know?

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