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Movie Review: Count Dracula and His Vampire Bride (1973)

March 2, 2011 2 comments

Dracula holding a blond woman.Summary:
A Satanic cult is doing something evil in a castle above a dungeon full of female vampires.  Van Helsing is called in to help, and he insists that the king of all vampires, Count Dracula, is back.

Review:
My friend and I decided we wanted to have an old-school horror movie night.  We chose the film before seeing it was shot in the 1970s.  I immediately informed her that there would be boobies, mark my words.  1970s films are just *rampant* with boobs.  Especially horror films.  Sure enough, not even 30 seconds into the film, and there’s a naked woman on an altar having rooster blood (*cough* cock blood *cough*) poured onto her.

I honestly came away from this film with three distinct impressions: tits, blood, and vampire teeth.  I honestly cannot explain the plot to you, hence the short summary above.  It makes very little sense.  There are writhing vampire women, Van Helsing, Dracula, some sort of plot to put a super-uber black plague into the world, and an evil bunch of Satanists.  How that all fits together remains a mystery.  Yet I still found it immensely enjoyable as a giggle-inducing cult classic.

First, there’s the rampant unnecessary nudity so typical of the 1970s.  Then there’s the costumes that are obviously trying to be exotic, but just succeed in looking like the 1970s.  The insane plot becomes irrelevant when you’re faced with scene after scene of ridiculous costumes, sentences, and moments.  Nothing induces hilarity quite like a dungeon full of half-naked writhing vampire women being taken out by a bunch of sprinklers, because apparently any water works not just holy water.

All of which is to say, while I found this film hilarious and entertaining, you have to have a certain personality type to enjoy it.  If you like classic, serious old-school horror films, this isn’t for you.  If you like plots that make sense, this isn’t for you.  However, if you like 1970s romps full of unintentionally hilarious scenes and nudity, then you’ll certainly enjoy this film.  The vampires don’t hurt either.

3.5 out of 5 stars

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Movie Review: Soylent Green (1973)

November 30, 2010 2 comments

People being fed into a chipper with a man in front running away.Summary:
In the then moderately distant future of 2022, the world has turned to being a congested chaos due to overpopulation and global warming.  People survive on various colors of food-like paste sold by Soylent, the favorite of which is Soylent Green.  When a police man is called in to investigate the murder of an unusually wealthy man, he realizes it all has to do with the Soylent Corporation and makes a sinister discovery.

Review:
Obviously I came at this movie knowing the “spoiler” that Soylent Green is people.  What scifi nerd hasn’t heard that quote?  Still, even coming in knowing the big secret, I was expecting more from this film.  By far the most enjoyable portion takes place in the wealthy man’s condo where we learn women have come to be attached to condo’s as part of the “furniture” and are passed along with the condo from owner to owner.  In return for being the lady of the house, they get safety, security, and food.  A whole other story could be told with what is essentially a return to the caveman way of doing things.  Unfortunately, this gets glossed over for the supposedly more interesting plot line.

The story is told like a 1970s futuristic version of a film noir.  We have the detective fighting all odds to get to the nitty gritty truth of the story.  Of course, this is the 1970s version of a future dystopia.  As such, the wealthy dwellings look straight out of a 1970s porno, and the unfortunate dystopic surroundings of the poor look eerily similar to a hot and sweaty version of communist Russia.  It’s an odd dichotomy that doesn’t quite work.

I was waiting for the film to move from setting up the dystopia to slowly building the horror up, but it never happened.  Honestly, given the intensely overpopulated surroundings these people live in and severe lack of food, I actually came away thinking that recycling the dead almost seemed logical, and being a vegetarian, that’s quite the leap for me to make!  Clearly the film missed its mark somehow.  When the policeman rants about the humans being treated as cattle, all I could think was how earlier in the film both he and a friend drooled over a slab of beef.  Why should I be horrified that he feels as if he’s being treated like cattle when he would willingly treat cattle exactly the same way?  I was left with no sympathy for him, only for the women who get passed along as furniture with the condo’s in this future.

Overall, Soylent Green had the potential to tell an interesting story of a future where women revert back to their old subservient roles as a survival tactic.  Instead, it unfortunately veers off toward a storyline I find unsympathetic and that rings as falsely horrifying given the general set-up of the movie.  There are far better 1970s horror films out there, as well as better dystopias.

2 out of 5 stars

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